Jared was too preoccupied with the text message from me to care about Scarlett Johansson kissing him….

oh! It’s Rosalita from the Goonies…playing Mama Solis on Desperate Housewives! Could anything be better than this news? An old favorite on a new favorite. “No payment! no payment! no sign! no sign!” oh, how i love her! Rosalita saves the day with her marble bag! a funny fyi –…