Author Archives: Ali

even though it seems 2004…

…was the year of the wardrobe malfunctions…see Janet Jackson and Tara Reid… Kirsten Dunst proves that 2005 might have just as much boob-slippage.

How I Love the Smell of Onions in the morning…

oh, this morning was a sad, sad day in new years resolution land. I lost it with Emily. it’s only January 4th. shit. that was way too quick. Every morning at 8, my nanny is supposed to begin working. from 8-8:30, i’m supposed to have my mommy prep time where…

“Eat a Sandwich” photo of the day..

…Miss Teri Polo. this is seriously disturbing.