Isabella wants to share something with you. and no…it’s not the hair she’s finally started sprouting. and it’s not the pajamas she picked out herself. she did a pretty good job, though, i must say…

but y’all are going to have to wait one gosh-darn second. she’s busy taking apart her mom’s old wallet. it’s good times, good times.

oh, wait, now she’s ready.

usually, we lather, rinse, repeat. and then we do it again. over and over and over and over. today, she was slightly distracted by the seven cents and expired credit cards that she discovered…so she needed a little prompting.

ah…she makes me laugh.

but, of course, she’s not the only one.
and since it’s May…i can now announce my pick for the:

it’s a good one this month folks. it may have even made me pee a little bit. it’s got it all…drugging of children, jiggly bits, oral sex (oh come on…just try and admit you don’t like a little oral sex now and again). I love me some Redneck Mommy. love.

if you want to check out the other ROFL nominations for this month, check out Metro Mama and Mrs. Chicky

Grey’s Anatomy

~ i think i just might love the new spin-off. Addison talking to elevators? tim Daly? random men walking around the office with no clothing on? neurotic amy brennerman? taye diggs? awe. some. it just might quirky enough to get me. or it might suck balls. we’ll have to see. i’m sure it will get cancelled…like all the shows i like…

~ but making Addison barren is just wrong. wrong. wrong. wrong. you hear that Shonda??? i understand it’s so she can have romantic escapades when she moves to Cali…but she wants a freakin’ baby.

~ i’m still not getting the Thatcher bitch-slapping Meredith. yes, he’s upset and yes, it was heat of the moment. but still. Meredith does not need any more family drama. i can’t believe they killed off her real mommy AND her pretend mommy. i’m not a huge Meredith fan…but this is too much! and Thatcher = worst. father. ever.

~ okay..i have to say….i LOATHE George nad Izzie makes me want to vomit. but that kiss was f%^&ing HAWT!

~i’m praying on all that’s holy that we don’t have another Denny duquette situation on our hands with Alex and Ava. come on, already!

~ Burke and Cristina are so over.