~~Let’s pray that the Jared Leto/Lindsay Lohan rumors are NOT true. How can someone who looks this good when he’s completely bald be involved with scary Lindsay???

~~Let’s pray that Britney continues to get bigger by the minute. i, for one, am thoroughly enjoying this.

~~Let’s pray for Mary Kate and the giant. I hope he doesn’t get hungry.

~~ Let’s pray for me. So that i can become Johnny Lee Miller. for just one second.