what exactly ARE they teaching my son in school? i shell out $12,000 a year for him to bring THIS home to me…
i have seen this problem before…thank you, SUPERBAD…
anyone want to take a guess as to what it’s really SUPPOSED to be???
on fridays my friends and i have what’s known around here as “google search fridays” where we LAUGH and CRY at the funniest and sickest and saddest search terms that got people to this site. two most popular search terms to get people to alimartell.com…what would you think? ali martell blog? cheaper than therapy? no. #1 is Chad Michael Murray. what? and #2 is…WAIT FOR IT. Dawn and Ash Pokemon Fucking. pokemon porn people!
anyway, sometime this week, there was a search for “Celebs to run the amazing race with Dwight Shrute” and i thought…awesome! how awesome would Dwight Shrute be to run the race with??!?!?
so, after much deliberation…the top 5 tv characters i’d like to run The Amazing Race with are, in no particular order…
1) John Locke – LOST (does this need any sort of explanation. John Locke is the SHIT)
2) GOB Bluth – Arrested Development (we might lose. but we’d always have magic)
3) Peter Petrelli – Heroes (um. dude. he is by far my most favorite of the Heroes heroes. and the most easy on the eyes. take that, Hayden Panettiere)
4) Barney – How I Met Your Mother (sure we’d have to SUIT UP…but a race around the world with ‘Swarley’ would be legen….wait for it…dary.
5) Sydney Bristow – Alias (she kicks ass. hands down. and it helps that she’s totally HOT)
what about you??