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May 4 09

survey says..

PSA #1 – Please do not ask me if I have sold my house yet. No, we haven’t sold yet. No, I’m NOT worried. Yes, we may have priced it a little high because yes, we have lots of time. Yes, we may drop the price a bit if necessary. No, I’m NOT worried. and again, No, I’m NOT worried.

PSA #2 – Please go see Wolverine with low expectations…because then you might enjoy it. okay, fine, here’s where I admit to you that I have seen NONE of the X-Men movies. none. and I’ve read none of the comic books (I know. this news shocks you) So, I really had no idea what all this mutant crap was even about.

I’m sorry. did you say something other than, cough, reynolds as deadpool and, um, cough, kitsch as gambit?!

reynolds

kitsch

I didn’t think so.

I mean, the other 12 people I saw the movie with probably thought there was supposed to be a plot or something. silly people. this is how you need to see a movie like this…no expectations other than some quality time with two of my boyfriends.

PSA #3 –Please keep showing me things like this

emilyindy

because I don’t know how much more pre-pre-teen angst and how much more poo in my basement and holes in my underwear I can take. (the angst is Emily’s; the poo/underwear is Indy’s. just wanted to make that clear. heh)

PSA #4 – Please don’t let my daughter’s friends anywhere near peanut butter. Isabella came home on Friday wearing her friend Jonny’s pants and offered up this information about the reason for said pants. “Jonny and I were playing and Jonny peed in the peanut butter and then we laughed and then he told me to pee in my pants because it would be funny and so i did. and it was. funny, I mean. it was really funny!”

so, we laughed. and then we gave Jonny a jar of peanut butter along with his birthday gift yesterday.

PSA #5 – Please watch this at least ten times today.

you won’t be sorry.

swine flu? man, I’m too fast to let it catch me!

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Good news: Your daughter is confident enough to not be embarrassed by something like wetting her pants.

Bad news: Your daughter is willing to wet herself in the name of comedy.

You’ve either got a comedic genius or big trouble on your hands!

On an unrelated note, I’m glad you clarified who was doing the angsting and who was doing the pooing. I was wondering why Emily was being kept in the basement…
Comment by MonsteRawr on May 4, 2009
OK… call me uninformed. I just verified that there was a swine flu scare in 1976 (I thought the PSAs were fakes made from other PSAs).

I’m pretty excited to see the new X-Men movie, shitty plot or not.
Comment by SciFi Dad on May 4, 2009
OMG, Reynolds! OMG, Kitsch! They told me they were MY boyfriends. What’s that all about? Well, I guess since they are BOTH Canadian, you do get first dibs…
Comment by Camels & Chocolate on May 4, 2009
I would toss out all my 20 year old crush boys for Ryan Reynolds. As long as he rarely wore a shirt.

Oh, who am I kidding. Joe Jonas who?

(not really. I watched the new Jonas brothers show this weekend. A few times. Alone. Yep.)

😉

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Comment by fadkog on May 4, 2009
(I’m also way serious about Ryan Reynolds. That is perfection. Working really, really hard to get my husband to start molding his look after him!)

fadkogs last blog post..i’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Comment by fadkog on May 4, 2009
I love Richard Dawson.

Like peed in the whole jar of peanut butter?
Comment by Kristabella on May 4, 2009
That video is CLASSIC. Thanks for that.

Okay, you need to go see the XMen movies now, especially if you liked Wolverine. I’m SHOCKED you haven’t seen any!

Then go rent Bridewars because you will laugh your ARSE off!

Love the pic of Em and Indieeeeee!
Comment by Haley-O on May 4, 2009
The videos are awesome.

I’ve had no interest whatsoever in the X Men movies but you’ve changed everything for me. Everything.

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Comment by Amy @ Milk Breath & on May 4, 2009
Hell, even I’d fuck Ryan Reynolds.
Comment by Avitable on May 4, 2009
Well that Isabella does know a good joke when she sees one, I mean, peeing in your pants, how much funnier does it get!!??

And, I know, when we were house hunting, I would absolutely dread people asking how the search was going, I was just like, ok, when we buy something, I will definitely let you know, but until then, you can just assume we are STILL. LOOKING. Gah.
Comment by Jen on May 4, 2009
I wonder how the makers of that video felt after people died from the vaccine like my friend’s mom did.
Comment by Gina on May 4, 2009
Can’t wait to watch Wolverine.:)
Comment by Kaleigha on May 4, 2009
I’m just glad that Betty’s chihuahua didn’t get it.
Comment by Rhi on May 4, 2009
mmm… Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Kitsch & Liev Schreiber…

I’d be happy watching Wolverine with the sound off.
Comment by Nenette on May 4, 2009
Poor Betty. And she had such rad hair, too.

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Comment by kgirl on May 4, 2009
That video was fuckin’ awesome!! LOL

Um.. your daughter is not allowed to play with my son. I can just picture Bella teaching Carter how AWESOME it is to piss your pants. Then he’ll go to daycare and be all “Hey guys! Watch this!!) NOT. COOL.
Comment by sam {temptingmama} on May 4, 2009
I only wanted to see it for Hugh Jackman. You just gave me two more VERY good reasons.
Comment by Angella on May 4, 2009
Jason didn’t want to see Wolverine because he’s truly a nerd and likes to rant about the mythology of Wolverine being dumb. I’m like you and have never seen any of the XMen movies, but omg Hugh Jackman! Ryan Reynolds! Liev Schreiber! Tim Riggins! I mean, Taylor Kitsch! So I made him take me and we ended up both liking it. win-win!
Comment by regan on May 4, 2009
Ok, the peanut butter story…hilairious!
Comment by Midwest Mommy on May 4, 2009
Um, Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Kitsch? Yes, please! Makes all of the other (boring) scenes worth sitting through.

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Comment by Miss E on May 4, 2009
I forgot to ask if you had sold your house yet while you were here.
No?
ARE YOU WORRIED?
Comment by moosh in indy. on May 5, 2009
Peanut butter should be avoided at all costs, got it.

P.S. – I was an avid reader of the comics. I hate Gambit. He needs to get more manly.
Comment by WickedStepMom on May 5, 2009
mrowr, I had not heard of these bits of eye candy.

in a completely opposite direction, did the boy-child pee in the PB while the girl-child was WATCHING?! because eek?!

Dellas last blog post..A Whole New Use for Pancakes
Comment by Della on May 6, 2009
Great PSA’s! Pregnant woman would add to the house selling one, don’t ask when I’m due, don’t touch my tummy if I don’t invite you to and don’t say stupid things like, so you haven’t had that baby yet. The best answer to which is, actually I did, but I missed the stretched out tummy so I put it back inside.

I have heard of schools that have banned peanut butter because of peanut allergies. But if I got a letter from school telling me about your daughter’s incident, I would be SO much more receptive to the ban.
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