Everything my friend Kerri does is a little piece of perfection. Especially her list > no list. So, I stole it. BUT, I told her I was going to…so that kind of makes it okay, right?
So, according to me:
Dexter Morgan > David Fisher
Tim Horton’s coffee > Dunkin Donuts coffee > Starbucks coffee
Franny and Zooey > The Catcher in the Rye
Scratching mosquito bites > Calamine lotion
Old school sports cars > new school sports cars
email, gchat, texting, skype > phone
Real Q-Tips > generic cotton swabs
Class > crass
Playing real Scrabble > playing Words With Friends
Cereal for dinner > cereal for breakfast
Smelling like Shauna Glenn > smelling like my grandma’s nursing home, which, sadly, I sometimes do.
Edward > Jacob
Diet Coke > Coke Zero > Diet Pepsi
Biking > running
Dresses > skirts
Reading books > reading on a Kindle
Wint-o-green Life Savers > gum
Yoga pants > sweat pants
Heels > flats
Summer > winter
SUVs >minivans
On the Waterfront > Casablanca
Degrassi the Next Generation > Degrassi
Nice ass > nice rack
Cookie dough > baked cookies
Getting a card in the mail > getting an ecard
Bob > Jillian
Pools > ocean
Savory snacks  > sweet snacks
Sitting in the sun > sitting in the shade
Sweet potato fries > regular potato fries
Joe Cocker’s With a Little Help From My Friends > The Beatles’ With a Little Help From My Friends
Cupcakes > cake
Godfather II > Godfather
Working at home > working in a cubicle
The book > the movie
Private email if you have a problem with me > public slander of my character on a website that I write for
Public karaoke > public dancing
Mac > PC
Grilled cheese > mac and cheese
Dylan > Brandon
This dress
> any other piece of clothing I own
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Scent o’ Shauna Glenn > anything that comes out of my ass
Craig Ferguson = Conan > *anything else on TV* > Stabbing my own eyes out > Jay Leno
wait did that even make sense?
Dresses YES > skirts
heels always! > flats
Mac > PC
I could live my life like that.
This?
email, gchat, texting, skype > phone
YES!
Weekends > weekdays
Living alone > living with a 22 year old sister
Wait-now I have to know…what does Shauna smell like???
You look AWESOME in that dress.
I LOVE that dress! And the title. And the post…we are SO TWINS. Except, you know, I’ve never smelled Shauna.
Hmmm…
iPhone > any other phone on the planet
Crystal > Lee
open windows > AC
sweeping > vacuuming
biking > driving
Who the HELL slandered you?
And YES on Bob > Jillian
But I have to admit I love dresses and skirts equally.
Pockets on dresses > flap pockets on asses
I can’t get behind this “Mac > PC” thing.
I love lists like this! So much fun! Here are a few ads:
Coffee > Tea
pajama bottoms > sweats
polka dots > stripes
HBO > Showtime
however
US of Tara > HBO
Love it !! I’m totally gonna be a copycat ! Isn’t that the sincerest form of flattery? : )
my latest would be
True Blood > Twilight,
Eric Northman > Edward Cullen > Bill Compton.
Great idea!
Chanel 5 > me, unshowered > my husband, showered
I agree with most everything on this list. especially yoga pants and Franny & Zooey
I am so behind in my blog reading, but I verily love (you! and) this list.
Especially the very first item. I am a new convert to the Church of Dexter and HOLY AMEN. Michael C. Hall with freckled arms and a tan? YES PLEASE.
And we’re totally twins on the savory vs. sweet, real Q-tips vs. generic, REAL Scrabble, cupcakes, and Oh, Dylan. Yes yes yes to Dylan. No no no to Brandon.
Also, yes yes yes to DESMOND! though that’s already been clearly established, I think.