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Stealing Ideas from Kerri > Not Stealing Ideas from Kerri

the girl behind the screen

4 Jun

Everything my friend Kerri does is a little piece of perfection. Especially her list > no list. So, I stole it. BUT, I told her I was going to…so that kind of makes it okay, right?

So, according to me:

Dexter Morgan > David Fisher

Tim Horton’s coffee > Dunkin Donuts coffee > Starbucks coffee

Franny and Zooey > The Catcher in the Rye

Scratching mosquito bites > Calamine lotion

Old school sports cars > new school sports cars

email, gchat, texting, skype > phone

Real Q-Tips > generic cotton swabs

Class > crass

Playing real Scrabble > playing Words With Friends

Cereal for dinner > cereal for breakfast

Smelling like Shauna Glenn > smelling like my grandma’s nursing home, which, sadly, I sometimes do.

Edward > Jacob

Diet Coke > Coke Zero > Diet Pepsi

Biking > running

Dresses > skirts

Reading books > reading on a Kindle

Wint-o-green Life Savers > gum

Yoga pants > sweat pants

Heels > flats

Summer > winter

SUVs >minivans

On the Waterfront > Casablanca

Degrassi the Next Generation > Degrassi

Nice ass > nice rack

Cookie dough > baked cookies

Getting a card in the mail > getting an ecard

Bob > Jillian

Pools > ocean

Savory snacks  > sweet snacks

Sitting in the sun > sitting in the shade

Sweet potato fries > regular potato fries

Joe Cocker’s With a Little Help From My Friends > The Beatles’ With a Little Help From My Friends

Cupcakes > cake

Godfather II > Godfather

Working at home > working in a cubicle

The book > the movie

Private email if you have a problem with me > public slander of my character on a website that I write for

Public karaoke > public dancing

Mac > PC

Grilled cheese > mac and cheese

Dylan > Brandon

This dress

> any other piece of clothing I own

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

18 Comments

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Comments

  1. Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] says

    June 4, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Scent o’ Shauna Glenn > anything that comes out of my ass

    Reply
  2. Jen says

    June 4, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Craig Ferguson = Conan > *anything else on TV* > Stabbing my own eyes out > Jay Leno

    wait did that even make sense?

    Reply
  3. monstergirlee says

    June 4, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Dresses YES > skirts
    heels always! > flats
    Mac > PC
    I could live my life like that.

    Reply
  4. Kristabella says

    June 4, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    This?

    email, gchat, texting, skype > phone

    YES!

    Weekends > weekdays
    Living alone > living with a 22 year old sister

    Reply
  5. Deanna says

    June 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Wait-now I have to know…what does Shauna smell like???

    Reply
  6. Kaleigha says

    June 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    You look AWESOME in that dress.

    Reply
  7. Angella says

    June 4, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    I LOVE that dress! And the title. And the post…we are SO TWINS. Except, you know, I’ve never smelled Shauna.

    Hmmm…

    iPhone > any other phone on the planet

    Reply
  8. alison says

    June 4, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    Crystal > Lee

    Reply
  9. Tamara says

    June 4, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    open windows > AC
    sweeping > vacuuming
    biking > driving

    Reply
  10. Miss Britt says

    June 5, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Who the HELL slandered you?

    And YES on Bob > Jillian

    But I have to admit I love dresses and skirts equally.

    Pockets on dresses > flap pockets on asses

    Reply
  11. Avitable says

    June 5, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    I can’t get behind this “Mac > PC” thing.

    Reply
  12. Anne says

    June 6, 2010 at 12:11 am

    I love lists like this! So much fun! Here are a few ads:

    Coffee > Tea

    pajama bottoms > sweats

    polka dots > stripes

    HBO > Showtime
    however
    US of Tara > HBO

    Reply
  13. Kim says

    June 6, 2010 at 12:32 am

    Love it !! I’m totally gonna be a copycat ! Isn’t that the sincerest form of flattery? : )

    Reply
  14. LZ says

    June 6, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    my latest would be
    True Blood > Twilight,
    Eric Northman > Edward Cullen > Bill Compton.
    Great idea!

    Reply
  15. Brooke says

    June 6, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    Chanel 5 > me, unshowered > my husband, showered

    Reply
  16. Amanda says

    June 7, 2010 at 2:19 am

    I agree with most everything on this list. especially yoga pants and Franny & Zooey

    Reply
  17. Kerri Anne says

    June 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    I am so behind in my blog reading, but I verily love (you! and) this list.

    Especially the very first item. I am a new convert to the Church of Dexter and HOLY AMEN. Michael C. Hall with freckled arms and a tan? YES PLEASE.

    And we’re totally twins on the savory vs. sweet, real Q-tips vs. generic, REAL Scrabble, cupcakes, and Oh, Dylan. Yes yes yes to Dylan. No no no to Brandon.

    Also, yes yes yes to DESMOND! though that’s already been clearly established, I think.

    Reply

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