Everything my friend Kerri does is a little piece of perfection. Especially her list > no list. So, I stole it. BUT, I told her I was going to…so that kind of makes it okay, right?

So, according to me:

Dexter Morgan > David Fisher

Tim Horton’s coffee > Dunkin Donuts coffee > Starbucks coffee

Franny and Zooey > The Catcher in the Rye

Scratching mosquito bites > Calamine lotion

Old school sports cars > new school sports cars

email, gchat, texting, skype > phone

Real Q-Tips > generic cotton swabs

Class > crass

Playing real Scrabble > playing Words With Friends

Cereal for dinner > cereal for breakfast

Smelling like Shauna Glenn > smelling like my grandma’s nursing home, which, sadly, I sometimes do.

Edward > Jacob

Diet Coke > Coke Zero > Diet Pepsi

Biking > running

Dresses > skirts

Reading books > reading on a Kindle

Wint-o-green Life Savers > gum

Yoga pants > sweat pants

Heels > flats

Summer > winter

SUVs >minivans

On the Waterfront > Casablanca

Degrassi the Next Generation > Degrassi

Nice ass > nice rack

Cookie dough > baked cookies

Getting a card in the mail > getting an ecard

Bob > Jillian

Pools > ocean

Savory snacks  > sweet snacks

Sitting in the sun > sitting in the shade

Sweet potato fries > regular potato fries

Joe Cocker’s With a Little Help From My Friends > The Beatles’ With a Little Help From My Friends

Cupcakes > cake

Godfather II > Godfather

Working at home > working in a cubicle

The book > the movie

Private email if you have a problem with me > public slander of my character on a website that I write for

Public karaoke > public dancing

Mac > PC

Grilled cheese > mac and cheese

Dylan > Brandon

This dress

> any other piece of clothing I own

WHAT ABOUT YOU?