things i am not at all interested in*:
bringing back a time when the girls were mine
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watching Moulin Splooge. or Shaving Ryan’s Privates. or The Blown Ranger. or As Hard as It Gets. or Forest Hump. or When Harry Ate Out Sally. or Pulp Friction. or Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon. or Lawrence of a Labia.**
cheap branded watches. from $170.
becoming the perfect lover with the perfect woman
growing myself a larger dong with these new! fantastic! pills!
a no test, no class, buy-it-yourself masters degree
helping Mrs. Fatia Kumah’s family
collecting my winnings from the EURO MILLONES LOTERIA
that Britney’s bits are on trial
Nick Carter fan fiction
the EZ way to increase my penis size.
SO STOP SENDING ME YOUR
*this post was inspired by my comment on this post. about my favorite dick spam. because apparently now, he’s going to write it.
**okay fine. These are hilarious. you can continue to send these.
you too readers! what’s your best spam movie title?!?!? because it’s Friday and i’m in a giving mood…best title gets a Starbucks gift card. come on…you know you want it!!
ps. i finished Twilight last night and have now moved on to New Moon.
I have to say, i almost put it down after the first chapter because of a misused “myself”…was something along the lines of “Who is coming?” and the oh-so-beautiful (i don’t think we hear that enough in the story) Edward Cullen says “Myself.” um. no. that’s wrong. but i kept reading. and reading. and reading. and reading. and didn’t stop. and holy crap now i’m partially through New Moon….and i can’t. fucking. stop.
i need help.
also…i need to stop playing Metalia’s Twilight drinking game. because, hello, hammered!
also…Vampires to me are the The Lost Boys. seriously. come on…it doesn’t get better than “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach… all the damn vampires.” right?!?!
also…sex? is it going to happen at some point? seriously.
please please please tell me i’m not the only person on the planet who used to watch the show “Phenom“?
oh my god. i was, wasn’t i??!??