Her: Have you ever had herpes?
Me: Herpes???
Her: Yeah, uh huh.
Me: Like…on my vagina?
Her: WHAT? I don’t know what kind of kink you’re into..
Me: WHAT?
Her: WHAT?
Me: Wait…what are you talking about?
Her: What are YOU talking about?
Me: Herpes?
Her: Arby’s?
Me: I swear I thought you said herpes. And I thought, hey, this is a little too personal for 10am.
Her: …
Me: But we probably need to get one of those peppermint milkshakes. Those look awesome. And not at all kinky.
Excellent.
Comment by Rae Ann on December 28, 2012HAHAHAHAHA!
I will never look at roast beef the same.
LIKE ON MY VAGINA??
Comment by Kristabella on December 28, 2012I was like…where on earth is THIS conversation going? hahahah.
Comment by ali on December 28, 2012HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my word.
Comment by Mrs. Wilson on December 28, 2012Just spit out my drink. Awesome!
Comment by Deb on December 28, 2012I love that horsey sauce.
Comment by Kyla @ Mommy's Weird on December 28, 2012
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