..at the New York Post this morning after it announces Kerry’s choice for running mate.
So…i finally went in for my first eye exam in 3 years. No real reason really – just pure laziness. Well, it’s a good thing i went in. My prescription changed from 1.5 in each eye to about 2.75…which is a huge difference. it’s amazing i’ve been able to function. also..it seems i have some sort of eye disease. great….
“There are no utensils in medieval times, thus, there are no utensils AT Medeival Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?” anyone? anyone?
~~”Kevin is a good person for Britney if she’s looking for stability.” So says Britney’s aunt Diane Story. Yeah, stable is the first word I think of when I think of a guy who left his pregnant girlfriend to go frolicking around the globe with Britney Spears. Stable. Yes. ~~The word on the street is that Keira Knightley, who looks…
The photocopier, that is. I swear, every time i go to make photocopies, i end up taking apart the machine piece by piece. I get these notices that flash, “open area 3, pull out drawer 3b, take out misfed sheet…etc.” – These machines are supposed to be able to make photocopies. It’s 11:35 am and i’ve done nothing productive since…