July 12 06

it’s over, Johnny. this ridiculous obsession with baked goods. cake, cookies, brownies, muffins, what have you. it’s seriously out of control. damn you, starbucks, and your amazing lemon poppy seed loaf damn you, dunkin hines, and your amazing brownie mix (that i could eat in batter form, as well as…

July 11 06

in the last few months, i have heard: “XXX doesn’t like you because you once gave her a recipe and sabotaged it.” “XXX thinks you don’t like her.” “XXX doesn’t like you because once she saw you and you weren’t overly friendly to her.” “XXX doesn’t like you because you’re…

July 10 06

self, in the future, don’t drink too much and then announce: “Wow, there sure are a lot of Jewish noses at this party”