Joshua: Mommy? I can see your bum bum and it has a big red circle on it
Me: Joshie, that’s a bruise.
Joshua: you mean, like Bruise Wayne?

(okay…seriously…this bruise is hideous. and no, it’s not actually my bum. cuz there’s no way i would have posted that. it’s my hip. and those of you who were at Zimri’s birthday party this morning can back me up on this one.
and now it’s even more hideous that i’ve posted a giant-sized photo of it. ick. i may have to take it down. )