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On Losing Keys, The United States Postal Service, and Doll Models

We had a mostly uneventful drive home from Virginia. Mostly we discussed all of the stops we usually make (Read: bribes) that we couldn’t make along the way because of Passover. Ice cream? Nope. Doughnuts? No. Boxes of cookie crisp at our usual Target detour? No can do-sville. “But what can…

Crumby Holiday: It Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means

There are just so many matzah crumbs in my life right now. My children, who normally eat on a fairly normal schedule (it’s best we don’t talk about the drinking, because I swear to god, my kids drink water like fish—all the livelong day)(Do fish even drink water excessively?), are…

The Banana, The Beezer, The Bugle, And The 80s

“What anatomical part is sometimes referred to as the banana, the beezer, and the bugle?” “I mean, is there a right answer here that isn’t penis? And did you say Beejer?“ This is why I can’t win at Trivial Pursuit.  I came really close, too. I answered some really easy…