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On Losing Keys, The United States Postal Service, and Doll Models

We had a mostly uneventful drive home from Virginia. Mostly we discussed all of the stops we usually make (Read: bribes) that we couldn’t make along the way because of Passover. Ice cream? Nope. Doughnuts? No. Boxes of cookie crisp at our usual Target detour? No can do-sville. “But what can…

Crumby Holiday: It Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means

There are just so many matzah crumbs in my life right now. My children, who normally eat on a fairly normal schedule (it’s best we don’t talk about the drinking, because I swear to god, my kids drink water like fish—all the livelong day)(Do fish even drink water excessively?), are…

GOD: What in MY NAME IS A STARBUCKS?

Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m my very own rabbi. Rabbi Ali, if you will. So, if you ask me what I think about quinoa being okay for Passover, I will give you this. Four years ago THE RABBIS said that quinoa is kosher for passover. Two years ago…