Tag Archives: Emily

If You Don’t Like A Little Bragging, You Best Be Moving Along

Click. “It’s probably illegal what you’re doing Mama, ” he whispered to me. “It’s okay, baby. Sometimes when you are a proud mama bear, it’s okay to bend the rules a wee bit.” Click.  “I really hope you don’t get arrested. That would really spoil Emily’s night. Also, we wouldn’t…

On Losing Keys, The United States Postal Service, and Doll Models

We had a mostly uneventful drive home from Virginia. Mostly we discussed all of the stops we usually make (Read: bribes) that we couldn’t make along the way because of Passover. Ice cream? Nope. Doughnuts? No. Boxes of cookie crisp at our usual Target detour? No can do-sville. “But what can…

The World Is Just A Cone Of Ice Cream

It’s amazing how I never really thought about ice cream. That is, of course, until I was told that my nut allergy meant that I couldn’t eat about 99.9% of the world’s ice cream. Adorable ice cream shops in small towns? Nope. Baskin Robbins? Forget about it. Any ice cream…