1. what’s going on. could also be titled: clearly, your life is more interesting than mine
    I’m drinking my free coffee from McDonald’s. and later I will be taking my mug to Starbucks to get another free coffee. (viva la earth day!) I went to the jeans store with the intent to buy a pair of William Rasts and came out with two pairs of 7s. …and, wait for it, one [...]
    Filed in the uncategorizable | 22-Apr-09 | 20 comments
  2. it will be a white passover after all
    well, it’s safe to say that this so-called Spring and I are officially in a fight. I guess it’s a good thing that I spent too much time cooking for this impending unleavened bready Jewish holiday to weatherize my closets because there is snow. LOTS OF SNOW. think: snow storm. think: winter boots. think: expected [...]
    Filed in the uncategorizable | 06-Apr-09 | 36 comments
  3. the year of the list. it has been declared.
    1. in 2009, i WILL drink more water throughout the day and less water right before bed. because every single night, without fail, i say to myself, “self! you haven’t had enough water today! you better start chugging” and let me just tell you…1.5 liters of water before bed? not the best idea, bladder-wise. 2. [...]
    Filed in the uncategorizable | 05-Jan-09 | 49 comments
  4. let the drooling begin…
    well, since i’m still trying to recover from some residual stomach gnomes that are shredding my innards (see? who needs Jillian Michaels and her 30-day-shred? MY body shreds itself. awesome) and just thinking about food makes my stomach turn (which really sucks because i had to go back to the toast and water diet and [...]
    Filed in the uncategorizable | 16-Dec-08 | 23 comments
  5. toronto is just like new york…without all the stuff…*
    husband of the year award will likely go to mine, for he not only brought me chicken wings for dinner (mmm…chicken wings…), he also willingly went to see a 10pm showing of Twilight with me last night. Willingly. no force. no bribery. nothing. he was willing to go to the mall theater and watch this [...]
    Filed in the uncategorizable | 21-Nov-08 | 32 comments
  6. and what did YOU do this week?
    i kind of wish i was in the states right now. and not just for the election day free starbucks. and Ben and Jerry’s. and krispy kremes. there’s just something, well, something absent about voting absentee. There are no long lines at the polls, no lawn signs, no “i voted” sticker. although, even though i [...]
    Filed in the uncategorizable | 04-Nov-08 | 26 comments
  7. quite possibly the longest red light ever
    i was all set. i had so many things to tell you. i was going to tell you about my awesome Canadians-have-it-in-October Thanksgiving dinner… (come on…not bad for a first-ever-effort!) i was going to tell you about my newest obsession. oh, yes, True Blood IS that good. (well, with the exception of the Shannen Doherty-esque [...]
    Filed in eh?, the uncategorizable | 14-Oct-08 | 56 comments
  8. clearly this post has not had enough coffee yet today…
    …because it’s ALL over the place. see: things A-D. thing a. i really, really wish they’d stop saying “…back in Kansas” on 90210. i mean, really? i get the whole “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” thing. but, i used to live in Chicago. and i would never say to someone, “back [...]
    Filed in the uncategorizable | 24-Sep-08 | 37 comments
  9. being gammy makes me tangenty. and other goodies.
    do any of you know who Hopalong Cassidy is? because i, for one, had no clue. even when i told my husband that “baseball left me all Hopalong Cassidy” i mean, he was sleeping anyway, and wasn’t listening. but yes, i have no idea what i did to myself, but this morning i’m walking all [...]
    Filed in the ranting, the uncategorizable | 11-Sep-08 | 40 comments
  10. spam kills kittens. even the shaving ryan’s privates kind. ha.
    things i am not at all interested in*: bringing back a time when the girls were mine free CialisViagra for me! watching Moulin Splooge. or Shaving Ryan’s Privates. or The Blown Ranger. or As Hard as It Gets. or Forest Hump. or When Harry Ate Out Sally. or Pulp Friction. or Indiana Jones and the [...]
    Filed in the uncategorizable | 22-Aug-08 | 47 comments