1. what’s a trip to nyc without a little stalkerazzi?!?!
    two words (and they may be an overshare here): gut rot. (i’m going to go with dehydration. four days of walking from morning until night and not enough to drink. unless you count iced coffees…and i don’t think you can) six more words: banana republic outlet bag gone missing. (boo!) my post-trip karma is back, friends. the husband [...]
    Filed in the trips | 05-Aug-08 | 32 comments
  2. ali finally gets to new york.
    do y’all want to hear about part 2 of my trip to NYC…wherein i didn’t actually make it onto the flight that the bitches at air canada so *kindly* put me on? wherein i was told that they overbooked the flight - the one i was guaranteed on because those fuckers cancelled the flight because [...]
    Filed in the bloggers, the trips | 04-Aug-08 | 30 comments
  3. she CAN be bribed…and i would make a good roommate…i swear…
    so, yesterday after getting locked inside my office building (who knew that if you worked until 5:30, you need your employee badge to leave??! um, i guess, clearly someone who has never worked that late…ahem..) and after throwing out yet another one of these… (note: not my actual cup) (which, in case you are keeping track, puts [...]
    Filed in The Baby, the trips | 13-Mar-08 | 31 comments
  4. no pressure, no problem, no service?
    Tova: How are you doing this evening? Waitress at Kimono’s restaurant: not too good actually Tova: really, why? Waitress: i have a migraine. i don’t want to be here. *crickets* Tova: do you want an advil? this is not a joke. this is an actual conversation that took place at one of our dinners. we had read things about Sandals in St. [...]
    Filed in the trips | 12-Mar-08 | 30 comments
  5. things learned while in St. Lucia…
    …you CAN lose things in both the ocean and the pool… …i could look WAY worse in a bikini after birthing THREE children …if you put a giant bed outside by the pool, drunk people WILL do the thriller dance on it. …there is no shame in eating four muffins and a croissant for breakfast…even out of an airplane [...]
    Filed in the trips | 10-Mar-08 | 43 comments
  6. Why Travelocity doesn’t include a forecast with your four star reservation.
    Hi. Casey here from moosh in indy. Anybody else sick of everybody all up in their business about their vacations to sunny spots with beaches and cabana boys? Yeah, me too. And I’ve had to guest post for two of ‘em in the last two weeks. It’s like rubbing tequila, a little lime and a whole lot of salt into [...]
    Filed in The Guest Post, the bloggers, the ranting, the trips | 07-Mar-08 | 17 comments
  7. ali secret #421
    dude. last night i went to sleep at 8:15. i made it through the australian and the dread guy on American Idol and completely passed out. between the carpools (2) the playdate pickups (2) the after-school activity drop-offs (1) and pick-ups (2) i’m WIPED. i feel like a taxi driver, only i’m not getting paid. [...]
    Filed in the girl behind the screen, the trips | 27-Feb-08 | 35 comments
  8. THE ps. a pps. and a ppps.
    it’s a big ps. so big that it deserved its own post. on the way home from Laguardia i was seated in seat 18A. not exactly significant. it was a window. seated in 18B was a stranger. but seated in 18C was someone i know. and someone who knows me very intimately. my. fucking. gynecologist. i swear [...]
    Filed in the bloggers, the girl behind the screen, the trips | 26-Feb-08 | 23 comments
  9. 2 days in the city
    my trip didn’t go exactly as planned… my sister’s plane got delayed in phoenix and she had to sleep in airports and be rerouted several times before she finally made it into NYC, leaving me only a mere 24 hours with her. boo. she made me feed her cats their ‘wet’ food and one of them was [...]
    Filed in The Family, the bloggers, the trips | 25-Feb-08 | 24 comments
  10. the end goal is NOT to look like the Chrismukah ham
    from here on out, the Friday Smackdown will be hanging out over here. so, go there. now! while you’re over there trying to figure out why on earth Zac Efron is CURLING his hair (please say it’s for a part! please!)… i’ll be over here trying to figure out how i can manage to NOT gain 12 pounds [...]
    Filed in The Family, the trips | 21-Dec-07 | 13 comments
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