Category: The Snark

On Grape Thievery, Public Nose Picking, and Prom Dresses

I’m still in akismet hell over here which is incredibly frustrating since the backend (*snort*) of my site is moving molasses slow—no really, we’re talking 28.8 dial-up slow—so when inspiration strikes to write something incredibly profound (read: incredibly not profound) I race to my laptop and then wait, wait, wait and…

The Cold War

Maybe you haven’t heard that it’s cold outside. Surprise! It’s cold outside. Pretty much everywhere. But California. I think. I guess it’s kind of a big deal, since it’s pretty much the only thing people are talking about with the exception of the photos of Neil Patrick Harris getting probably…

The Birds and The Boat

Just a few short weeks ago I was telling you about stepping out of my comfort zone, and how it could be something small, like the week I was going to spend tech-free at the beyond beautiful Jade Mountain resort in St. Lucia. No really. BEYOND. The view from my…

Why I May Never Shower Again

It’s no secret that I am terrified to shower when I am home alone. I have mentioned the three things I will assume happens when I dare derobe and have the audacity to clean myself. The first is this: I always assume that there’s something at the door from UPS…

The Face Of A Show Quitter

I have been watching the last few episodes of Breaking Bad hiding mostly underneath a giant comforter shouting expletives and “OH MY HEAVENLY DAYS”-esque reactions at my television. Vince Gilligan has been knocking the back eight of this season out of the park. Seriously. Most shows tend to lose a…

Not Really Short On Anything Else

I am having zero luck with coffee today. This morning, I had a long fight with the wall hairdryer in my hotel room—oh it was a fight that I lost badly, resulting in a lovely hairstyle that looked a bit like a cross between a drunk Russell Crowe as a…

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