1. the lack of smack…
    …there is a reason, dear readers. I am officially retiring my Fabulous jersey. I’m saying auf wiedersehen (whatever, just try to admit you’ve never seen the Sound of Music, unless you are Jennifer, of course…) yes, i’m moving on to a brand spanking new home on urbanmoms.ca…. Juice: Entertainment News with Extra Pulp - please come [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown, The Other Blog, The Reality TV | 07-Dec-07 | 14 comments
  2. Friday Smackdown #5
    Guess who pulled a Britney?? attacking paparazzi with umbrellas is sooo 2006. the conversation goes a little something like this… Katie: “Tommy, did you forget your lifts again??” Tom: “Slouch woman!! slouch, use that bad posture we talked about to make me look taller” Katie: “Oh, and have you seen my boobs anywhere??? because they seem to have gone [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown, The Reality TV, The Snark | 25-Oct-07 | 24 comments
  3. Friday Smackdown
    i so love this girl. and not only because she eats sandwiches. but because she *might* be dating my Heroes boyfriend, her co-star and uncle, Milo Ventimiglia. he’s 30. she’s 18. i guess at least they waited until she was, erm, legal? also…whose last name do you find harder to pronounce?? anyone? is it wrong that i [...]
    Filed in The Reality TV, The Snark | 21-Sep-07 | 18 comments
  4. summer watches
    well, i did it. take that, Chantal! i took the plunge and watched Big Brother last night. for the first time. okay, so everything about this show is BAD. except for when the dude with the pepperoni nipples starts talking about he immaculately conceived gonorrhea. the host is annoying and had scary, scary hair. the people [...]
    Filed in The Reality TV, the bloggers | 06-Jul-07 | 18 comments
  5. naked ali
    first i saw it over at flip-flop’s, then over at fina’drea’s and then over at Beck’s. it seems that i’m a little late to the game. it’s spreading like Lindsay Lohan’s legs. Stephanie over at Adventures in Babywearing is giving all of us bloggers the challenge of all challenges. posting a photo of ourselves…without makeup. this is a great [...]
    Filed in The Reality TV, the girl behind the screen | 02-May-07 | 32 comments
  6. Lost in Translation
    seems to be quite the week for language and speech trouble…especially on America’s Next Top Model. Renee seems to be the only one who can carry on a semi-intelligent conversation…but no one wants to, since she’s proving herself to be the world’s largest bitch. Jael speaks (well, spoke, since Tyra kicked her sorry ass to the curb [...]
    Filed in The Family, The Reality TV, The Snark | 20-Apr-07 | 20 comments
  7. a hypothetical
    let’s just say for the sake of saying that you know someone who kinda sorta maybe has some eating issues. and this person who you know is afraid of certain foods…that they might…you know poison her or give her salmonella or botulism (although i think this is for babies, right? from honey? come on…we all saw [...]
    Filed in The Reality TV, the girl behind the screen | 11-Apr-07 | 20 comments
  8. mish-mash part deux
    first things first…Dorothy had a burial at sea last night. it was a traumatizing experience all around. there were tears, mine included. Emily wasn’t even able to stay in the bathroom during the entire service. and Josh didn’t break down until later when he burst into tears and a certainly overdramatic “i want Dorothy to [...]
    Filed in The Family, The Jobs, The Reality TV | 21-Mar-07 | 21 comments
  9. This is a story about a girl named lucky…
    so, just this week i devoted an entire post to telling you just how unlucky i am. i never win anything. i can’t even roll up the rim and win at Tim Hortons. i can’t even win a stinkin’ coffee. (note: not my fingers. i do not wear thumb rings. as if.) BUT…i won! i won! i [...]
    Filed in The Reality TV, the girl behind the screen | 09-Mar-07 | 30 comments
  10. Big Pimpin’
    I usually don’t do a lot of pimping for my urbanmoms column. Sure, there’s a big button on my sidebar, and occasionally, i’ll put a little linky love at the bottom of my posts, but i usually leave it up to all of you to make it over there. but today, i’m sending you all over [...]
    Filed in The Meme, The Other Blog, The Reality TV | 07-Mar-07 | 9 comments
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