1. balls, balls, balls.
    things were looking pretty good. even though i had to park about seven hundred miles from the airport and had to take a shuttle to get to my terminal and had to pay $2.85 for 500ml of Evian (ps. thanks random stranger who gave me the extra 13 cents i needed to pay for my [...]
    Filed in the ranting | 31-Jul-08 | 40 comments
  2. soccer, hulks, and alfs…and ali gets serious about Britney
    so, i was going to talk to you about my Canada day yesterday…in which i spent 7 hours with my ass on a maple-leafed chair with a Tim Horton’s coffee in hand, watching my son play in a soccer tournament. all day. we officially owe my son $11. we told him that he’d get a dollar [...]
    Filed in The Boy, the fame, the ranting | 02-Jul-08 | 29 comments
  3. Why Travelocity doesn’t include a forecast with your four star reservation.
    Hi. Casey here from moosh in indy. Anybody else sick of everybody all up in their business about their vacations to sunny spots with beaches and cabana boys? Yeah, me too. And I’ve had to guest post for two of ‘em in the last two weeks. It’s like rubbing tequila, a little lime and a whole lot of salt into [...]
    Filed in The Guest Post, the bloggers, the ranting, the trips | 07-Mar-08 | 17 comments
  4. snow day
    the husband might have a broken bone in his wrist. so, he is at the hospital getting x-rayed. or waiting to get x-rayed at least. and this is what his wife is doing because, she is, by far, the best fucking wife in the world. also…the hottest. because not since Cousin Eddie has anyone rocked a fur ear-flapped [...]
    Filed in the ranting | 02-Feb-08 | 23 comments
  5. on the QB1, gross generalizations, haircuts, and drunk dancing
    last night i watched my Superbowl dreams fly right out the window. all thanks to a hypothermic QB1. at least, i hope he was hypothermic. because otherwise, there’s little excuse for the game he played last night. the New York Giants deserved to win that football game…and you know why, Brett? because Eli Manning actually [...]
    Filed in The Family, The Snark, the ranting | 21-Jan-08 | 29 comments
  6. appalled…and also, in love
    anyone know what this is? anyone want to take a stab? THAT my friends, is day-after-christmas shopping at its very worst. THAT is a careless mother, rushing in to a Christmas store that had put all its Christmas stuff at 50% off…and leaving her baby in the car. sleeping. i don’t even have the words. i waited to [...]
    Filed in The Family, the ranting | 26-Dec-07 | 39 comments