1. horror movie morning and horror dress evening
    In an effort to  save our marriage* go green…the husband installed these fancy light switches…that turn off after a certain amount of time… * it did, in fact, save our marriage. because I, am a chronic lighter leaver-on and he, well, he is not. anyway, there’s nothing quite like taking a shower in the morning and having [...]
    Filed in The Family, The Other Blog | 09-Jan-08 | 18 comments
  2. ugly bridesmaid dresses happen to good people
    (haha. just ask Anne) not me, of course…because you would have to first actually, you know, be a bridesmaid to have to wear something hideous…. like this or this or this …but alas, i’ve yet to have the pleasure of wearing something too bright or too puffy or too whorish or too patriotic or too smurfish. but i know that [...]
    Filed in The Other Blog, The Snark, the juice | 08-Jan-08 | 17 comments
  3. help me…and i will reward you with treats
    when you live in a place where every day from December until March (or April…or May) looks like this… (ps. are you dying from josh’s mask?? we FORCED him to wear it because he freaks out from the wind when we - and when i say ‘we’ what i really mean is ‘their father’ took them [...]
    Filed in The Other Blog, the fashion, the girl behind the screen | 04-Jan-08 | 55 comments
  4. the lack of smack…
    …there is a reason, dear readers. I am officially retiring my Fabulous jersey. I’m saying auf wiedersehen (whatever, just try to admit you’ve never seen the Sound of Music, unless you are Jennifer, of course…) yes, i’m moving on to a brand spanking new home on urbanmoms.ca…. Juice: Entertainment News with Extra Pulp - please come [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown, The Other Blog, The Reality TV | 07-Dec-07 | 14 comments
  5. #3 answered, a nanny update, and a giggly girls night
    way back last week, before my nanny quit and life got flipped turned upside-down, i told you some things that may or may not be true. and i still owe you some answers. 3. i cannot sleep in socks. or with a blanket. or even with a pillow. and i can only sleep in a tanktop [...]
    Filed in The Other Blog, the bloggers, the girl behind the screen | 27-Jun-07 | 24 comments
  6. look at what i did on my lunch hour yesterday…
    ah…relax….it’s certainly not as exciting as is could be. a) it’s fake and b) it was done at work. by a co-worker. during the first annual third floor bbq and games jamboree (probably not the official name). i’ll admit it…i was a little bit nervous about having ‘forced fun’ at work. during lunch…when everyone else [...]
    Filed in The Friends, The Jobs, The Other Blog | 15-Jun-07 | 25 comments
  7. not unless she is actually delivering the baby…
    recently, i bumped into a friend that i hadn’t seen in ages. probably, guessing by the size of her stomach, roughly 6 or 7 months. while staring straight at her belly, the first thing out of my mouth, because i’m ever-so-classy was: “Wow. apparently, i haven’t seen you in ages!” *crickets* *crickets* oh, fuck. red alert! not pregnant! not pregnant! i had [...]
    Filed in The Other Blog, the girl behind the screen | 01-May-07 | 18 comments
  8. i wonder if anyone would hold Renee’s thong…
    i will NEVER be a model. This really should come as no surprise to any of you. And if Renee says that there will never be a plus-sized model on the cover of Vogue (bee-otch), there sure as hell won’t be a pint-sized Jewish one with a pooch either. No, i will never be a model. But, [...]
    Filed in The Other Blog, the girl behind the screen | 29-Mar-07 | 18 comments
  9. Big Pimpin’
    I usually don’t do a lot of pimping for my urbanmoms column. Sure, there’s a big button on my sidebar, and occasionally, i’ll put a little linky love at the bottom of my posts, but i usually leave it up to all of you to make it over there. but today, i’m sending you all over [...]
    Filed in The Meme, The Other Blog, The Reality TV | 07-Mar-07 | 9 comments
  10. The Cause
    happy monday everyone. i thought about all the things i wanted to write about today…. like my great weekend…we had friends over on saturday and went to the Bier Markt with Yitz and Juanita…i watched my little girl tap dance (she’s good! she’s really good!)…had friends over on sunday…we the husband and his mom painted Isabella’s [...]
    Filed in The Family, The Her Bad Auction, The Other Blog | 11-Dec-06 | 4 comments
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