1. ugly bridesmaid dresses happen to good people
    (haha. just ask Anne) not me, of course…because you would have to first actually, you know, be a bridesmaid to have to wear something hideous…. like this or this or this …but alas, i’ve yet to have the pleasure of wearing something too bright or too puffy or too whorish or too patriotic or too smurfish. but i know that [...]
    Filed in The Other Blog, The Snark, the juice | 08-Jan-08 | 17 comments
  2. eureka!* eu-freakin-reka…
    it was isabella, in the bedroom, with the pizza cutter!! (by the by…i LOVED Clue as a kid. i always hoped it was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the conservatory…because why on earth would you choose to use a candlestick as a weapon…and what the fuck is a conservatory anyway? anyone remember the name of [...]
    Filed in The Baby, The Girl, the juice | 11-Dec-07 | 22 comments
  3. the polkas and the wieners
    as usual, it was a busy weekend at the Martells. I finally, finally got the chance to watch the husband play with his band. his Rock Band band…Giblet and the Polkas. (personally, i would have spelled it pulkas…but no one was asking me to give my yiddish opinion). It was a hilarious good time. I, [...]
    Filed in The Family, the Deep Thoughts, the juice | 10-Dec-07 | 15 comments