1. Friday Smackdown #9
    from here on out, the Friday Smackdown will be hanging out over here. so, go there. now! while you’re over there trying to figure out what the hell this is: i’ll be over here trying to gather up $38.70 in exact cash currency. because that’s how much i have to pay for my department holiday lunch today. (i [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown, The Snark | 14-Dec-07 | 21 comments
  2. the lack of smack…
    …there is a reason, dear readers. I am officially retiring my Fabulous jersey. I’m saying auf wiedersehen (whatever, just try to admit you’ve never seen the Sound of Music, unless you are Jennifer, of course…) yes, i’m moving on to a brand spanking new home on urbanmoms.ca…. Juice: Entertainment News with Extra Pulp - please come [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown, The Other Blog, The Reality TV | 07-Dec-07 | 14 comments
  3. Friday Smack Down #8
    and we’re back with installment #8, where we discuss whether or not Miss Britney is back with installment #3. InTouch is claiming that JR Rotem confirmed that yes, she’s pregnant and yes, it’s his In Touch: They are saying Britney’s pregnant and you’re the father. JR Rotem: It’s true. In Touch: Ok awesome, do u think Britney will keep [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown | 30-Nov-07 | 18 comments
  4. Friday Smackdown #7
    you’ll have to excuse me this morning…i’m running late. and i hate to run late. and it meant that i didn’t get to stop for my weekly friday morning starbucks. (while i’m on the topic of morning coffee, Kath seemed disraught that i drank Tim Horton’s every morning. I love me some Tim’s. also, i love [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown | 09-Nov-07 | 31 comments
  5. Friday Smackdown #6
    and who says Ali isn’t GREEN. i totally recycled costumes this year: 2007: 2006: dude, i totally deserve a medal or something. (and next year, i swear, i’ll get them some real costumes) who watched: Survivor: Fantastic! funniest. tribal. council. ever!!! hahahaha. Jeff explaining to Jaime how the idol worked…and then shutting her “not as dumb as she looks” ass [...]
    Filed in The Celebs, The Family, The Friday Smackdown | 02-Nov-07 | 35 comments
  6. Friday Smackdown #5
    Guess who pulled a Britney?? attacking paparazzi with umbrellas is sooo 2006. the conversation goes a little something like this… Katie: “Tommy, did you forget your lifts again??” Tom: “Slouch woman!! slouch, use that bad posture we talked about to make me look taller” Katie: “Oh, and have you seen my boobs anywhere??? because they seem to have gone [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown, The Reality TV, The Snark | 25-Oct-07 | 24 comments
  7. Friday Smackdown #4
    where do we even start with this?? oh, um, this woman is #1 on my husband’s list. yes, that list. to be fair to him, when he chose her, she looked a little bit more like this: what on earth has happened to Jenna Jameson?? When did she become so pointy-skinny and duck-like?? i’ll give him permission to take [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown | 19-Oct-07 | 31 comments
  8. Friday Smackdown #3
    Britney’s snatch is becoming more popular than “checking the poo” on Scrubs. yes, yes, we know that sometimes i go out commando. and i did, on one occasion flash an unsuspecting rabbi in the parking lot at the library. but i assure you, i AM a lady. i know how to close my legs. someone [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown, The Snark, the shows | 12-Oct-07 | 30 comments
  9. Friday Smackdown
    It wouldn’t be celebrity gossip with out a little Britney love snark. yes, yes, we love to hate Britney. or we hate to love her. or we are just plain scared of her these days. but, can we draw attention, for just a moment, to Britney’s left nipple?? and come someone please explain the logistics of [...]
    Filed in The Friday Smackdown | 28-Sep-07 | 26 comments