At least they made my shorts look good… I don`t claim to be a fashion expert of any kind…I mean, sure, I *know* Susan Wagner and she *may* have told me that she liked one of my dresses at BlogHer…but, for the most part, I`m a simple kind of girl. I wear things that flatter my wee body and clothing that avoids the [...] Filed in The Snark, the fashion | 03-Aug-09 | 39 comments
the heart truth and some senses goodness? thankfully for all of those involved, i didn’t have to attend The Heart Truth Fashion show in the buff. i did, however, have to sweat my way through an annoying clusterfuck to prove to them that YES! I AM ON YOUR LIST! and i wasn’t some imposter trying to pose as media. my little camera-that-could [...] Filed in The Baby, the fashion | 18-Mar-09 | 19 comments
five things thing #1…remember way back last May when we found Isabella’s bunny eaten and ripped to shreds in our backyard? well, we have bunnygate part deux going on at our place. this time, however, instead of only bones, it was just the bunny, slashed and dead. something tells me we won’t have many bunnies coming back [...] Filed in parenting sure is fun, the fashion | 07-Oct-08 | 27 comments
HELP. i promise i’m not sporting shiners.
this, friends, is my face, sans makeup. It took me a long time to get the make-up thing down…and yes, like a 6th grader, i still keep it all in a messy, messy bag.
over the years, i’ve discovered what i like. and i’m truly an easy girl to please. smashbox foundation, clinique powder, lancome hypnose [...] Filed in The Products, the fashion, the girl behind the screen, the ranting | 05-Sep-08 | 75 comments
met on the internet i hate manicures and pedicures.
seriously.
the entire experience. having someone massaging your hands and (ew) feet. that cheese grater tool they use…what the fuck IS that thing anyway? having to choose your colors without any guidance…there’s a friggin’ wall of choices, how am i supposed to pick one? from the non-english speaking…it’s straight out of that [...] Filed in the blogher, the fashion, the girl behind the screen | 16-Jul-08 | 44 comments
Hot Mamas Know: name brands don’t always equal fashionable
It’s that time again. Time for me to tell you what i know. In December, i told you about mascara and in January, i told you about jeans underwear.  This month i’ve come to tell you about something very important. something i see many people who are both dear to me and related to me do [...] Filed in the fashion, the hot mamas know | 01-Feb-08 | 35 comments
the beach for the beach i came back from Atlanta after Chrismukah weighing 5 pounds less than i did the day i gave birth to my first-born. no, i’m not exaggerating. FIVE pounds. yeesh. so, i took the lard-ass by storm and gave up the cakesters
mmm…cakesters…
and headed to the beach.
mostly because in 6 weeks i’m heading to the other beach
and [...] Filed in the Deep Thoughts, the fashion | 25-Jan-08 | 44 comments
boots and aches and underwear! oh my! (oh, and a little wiz of oz too) little note to anyone working in the retail field…if you actually take the time to stop gossiping in the corner with your co-workers and, you know, actually DO your job, your chances of actually making a sale increase ten-fold. i swear, over the last three days, i’ve visited every shoe store in both the Promenade [...] Filed in The Baby, The Girl, the fashion | 17-Jan-08 | 51 comments
help me…and i will reward you with treats when you live in a place where every day from December until March (or April…or May) looks like this…
(ps. are you dying from josh’s mask?? we FORCED him to wear it because he freaks out from the wind when we – and when i say ‘we’ what i really mean is ‘their father’ took them [...] Filed in The Other Blog, the fashion, the girl behind the screen | 04-Jan-08 | 59 comments