Category: The Family

They Are Boy Meets Worlds Living In A M*A*S*H World

I just spent over an hour deleting over 300 spam comments. Which is, I guess, a literal dusting off the old blog. The back end of this website has always been a bit of a mess but it’s been around since the dinosaur ages of blogging and with the exception…

What We Fight About

How much food to make for company. When it’s an appropriate time to turn on the air conditioning in the summer. See also: When it’s an appropriate time to turn on the heat in the winter. If “Jeepers Creepers” is something grown adults should ever say in public. Or in…

I’m Coming Up For Air and Thinking About Cargo Shorts

I slept through the night once this week. And I even took a nap. I have slept so little since 2001 that I have resorted to talking about myself the way people talk about their infants. She went for a three-hour stretch and then was just up and ready to…

Insert Dawson Leery Cry Face

I’m not sure if you guys know this, but I once hosted a podcast. I think we made…7 episodes? The idea was kind of genius. All of my neighbour’s husbands and I watched Dawson’s Creek from the beginning and chatted following each episode. Genius, right? It was pretty funny, except…

There’s No Time. There’s Never Any Time

On Father’s Day, I posted this on Facebook: We decided to take the family to see Wonder Woman and now everyone’s crying. And you guys, You Guys!, were all amazing. Because you assumed that everyone was crying at how good the movie was, how kick-ass Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman was….

What I Really Want

I’m convinced that my Mother’s Day was good for exactly one reason. (Actually, two. Because there *was* cake…) The reason is that I didn’t make anyone take photos*. I have this thing that I do. I announce to no one in particular but to everyone at the same time: All…

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