true stories. a man standing, donning brown large wale corduroy pants put his ass thisclose to my face while i was sitting on the subway last night. and may have farted.
true story.
i offered up my seat to a visibly pregnant woman by saying, “do you want to sit?”
and she answered, “oh! i’m not pregnant!” and then [...] Filed in the fame | 10-Sep-08 | 55 comments
the time i didn’t get to lick Kate Beckinsale going to the galas at the Toronto International Film Festival is a long-standing tradition with us. We’ve seen some great movies – Life as a House, Breaking and Entering, The Jane Austen Book Club, All the King’s Men. We show up early and get upgraded from our balcony seats to the main floor. we eat [...] Filed in the fame | 09-Sep-08 | 23 comments
soccer, hulks, and alfs…and ali gets serious about Britney so, i was going to talk to you about my Canada day yesterday…in which i spent 7 hours with my ass on a maple-leafed chair with a Tim Horton’s coffee in hand, watching my son play in a soccer tournament. all day.
we officially owe my son $11. we told him that he’d get a dollar [...] Filed in The Boy, the fame, the ranting | 02-Jul-08 | 29 comments
pocketables and robot musicals yesterday i had the pleasure of interviewing the highly pocketable Bruce McDonald, director of many things, but notably of the soon-to-be-released Ellen Page movie, The Tracey Fragments. come on, look at him, don’t you just want to scoop both him and Ellen Page up into your pocket and take them home and cook them dinner? [...] Filed in the fame, the girl behind the screen | 25-Jun-08 | 41 comments
Rockstar Hotel, Rockstar Style…. i almost don’t even know where to start. and that, for me, is a first. my weekend was THAT awesome.
Let’s just say i didn’t think i’d be using the bathroom in a rockstar’s room at The Gladstone Hotel at 4:30 in the morning on an average Saturday night.
and let’s just say i didn’t think that [...] Filed in the fame | 16-Jun-08 | 25 comments