1. used by a nanny pimp…and some heartbreak
    Our phone is slightly possessed and gives us a little double ring when it’s a long distance or a telemarketing call. i appreciate this, actually. if it’s an area code i don’t recognize, i don’t pick up. because i have issues. i can’t just hang up. and i can’t just jump in mid-scripted-shpiel and cut them [...]
    Filed in the CBA, the Deep Thoughts | 23-Jan-08 | 26 comments
  2. Mommy toilet training boot camp
    the nanny is too soft. and the husband is too laid back about this whole toilet training thing. they wait for her to ask for the bathroom…which works sometimes…but, people, she’s TWO. she needs to be reminded. she needs to be picked up while she’s playing. she needs to be supervised. gone are the days when [...]
    Filed in The Baby, The Friends, The Snark, the CBA | 14-Jan-08 | 30 comments
  3. Bronze has never looked so good…
    oh, yeah, baby.
    Filed in the CBA | 03-Dec-06 | 20 comments