1. Hey, Did You Know There Was Some Conference in Chicago this Weekend?
    BlogHer is such a tease. Seriously. It allows you to come to Chicago for 4 days to do things like: perform the Thriller zombie dance for a crowd of people in a solo flash mob (which, you know, means I HAVE to have this shirt. I may even order this right after I hit publish) wear a McDonald’s [...]
    Filed in the blogher | 27-Jul-09 | 21 comments
  2. I guess I DID get something new for BlogHer…
    I got brunette.
    Filed in the blogher | 21-Jul-09 | 48 comments
  3. I’d be all the rage at bayside high.
    It’s official. I am the only person on earth who doesn’t have a smartphone. My mother – the woman who is the president of a giant company but does not know how to open an email attachment – called to let me know that she is officially the proud owner of her very own iphone. [...]
    Filed in the blogher, the self mock | 03-Jul-09 | 14 comments
  4. i will never learn…and i suffer from the wonk-eye
    so..right…remember when i tried to pack for blogher? and then i added two more pairs of shoes…and another dress to this pile?? well, in the end, i probably didn’t even wear 1/8 of what i brought. and what i did wear was mostly covered the entire time with the Old Navy trench coat i had to buy [...]
    Filed in the blogher | 22-Jul-08 | 33 comments
  5. mwah! smooches from freezing SF…
    strike 1…slept through my alarm yesterday. and woke up to the phone ringing telling me my ride was waiting for me outside. i got dressed in exactly 2 minutes and had to brush my teeth in the airport bathroom. HAWT! strike 2…boarding pass. left at home on my bed. strike 3…code 9 = airplane puker!! a random [...]
    Filed in the blogher | 18-Jul-08 | 18 comments
  6. The Cure for the Incredible Sulk
    Hello everyone!  This isn’t Ali.  This is Heather from Queen of Shake-Shake.  WAIT!  Have pity and don’t click away.   See, Ali asked me to guest post on her blog while she is gone to the Conference That Shall Not Be Named.  I don’t know if you’ve seen Ali in a bikini or not, but I [...]
    Filed in The Guest Post, the blogher | 17-Jul-08 | 12 comments
  7. met on the internet
    i hate manicures and pedicures. seriously. the entire experience. having someone massaging your hands and (ew) feet. that cheese grater tool they use…what the fuck IS that thing anyway? having to choose your colors without any guidance…there’s a friggin’ wall of choices, how am i supposed to pick one? from the non-english speaking…it’s straight out of that [...]
    Filed in the blogher, the fashion, the girl behind the screen | 16-Jul-08 | 44 comments
  8. my appendix may be lost forever…and blogher
    remember when they couldn’t find my appendix?? (fucking ultrasound techs) well, in an effort to locate my missing appendix AND figure out what the heck is wrong with my stomach, i was scheduled for a cat scan this morning. um, yeah… first…there was the drink. the “cocktail” as she tried to pass it off was double gulp [...]
    Filed in the blogher, the girl behind the screen | 09-Jul-08 | 39 comments