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Come and party with me. there will be beer slurpees. maybe.
well, there were mixed reviews of the beer slurpee. some were all “hells yeah! sign me up, yo!”. others were all “what the hell is wrong with you, Ali?! i mean, DUDE! come on!” so, there may or may not be beer slurpees at my dinner party. so…you may or may not have heard about this little [...]
Filed in the bloggers | 19-Aug-08 | 31 comments -
ali finally gets to new york.
do y’all want to hear about part 2 of my trip to NYC…wherein i didn’t actually make it onto the flight that the bitches at air canada so *kindly* put me on? wherein i was told that they overbooked the flight - the one i was guaranteed on because those fuckers cancelled the flight because [...]
Filed in the bloggers, the trips | 04-Aug-08 | 30 comments -
dites bonjour à mon petit ami**
i like to read. i’m sure y’all know that. i mean, i work in book publishing….it sort of comes with the territory. and while i weed through the crappy 6th grade read-alouds by day, i try to fill my head with GOOD books by night. i recently finished reading the book Love Walked In by [...]
Filed in The Family, the bloggers | 29-May-08 | 11 comments -
25.5 cubic feet of nothing but condiments.
go on, take a gander at this. not sure what you are looking at? this, folks, is what the husband and i pulled out of our fridge yesterday. FOUR jars of duck sauce**. SEVEN jars of pickles. and ELEVEN containers of open mustard. this is what happens when you can’t seem to fit your groceries into your [...]
Filed in the bloggers | 04-May-08 | 32 comments -
the mouths of babes…and some hot blogger action
Yesterday, as i buckled Josh into his carseat (yes, he’s five and yes, i still buckle him. if i had to wait for him to do it, we’d still be sitting there) i noticed he had himself a stack of dimes, probably about 30 of them, in his lap. Me: “Dude, where’d all that money come [...]
Filed in The Family, the bloggers | 17-Apr-08 | 30 comments -
Why Travelocity doesn’t include a forecast with your four star reservation.
Hi. Casey here from moosh in indy. Anybody else sick of everybody all up in their business about their vacations to sunny spots with beaches and cabana boys? Yeah, me too. And I’ve had to guest post for two of ‘em in the last two weeks. It’s like rubbing tequila, a little lime and a whole lot of salt into [...]
Filed in The Guest Post, the bloggers, the ranting, the trips | 07-Mar-08 | 17 comments -
These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things
Hola! My name is Angella and I am tickled pink that Ali has asked me to guest post for her while she is away in St. Lucia. This is only my second guest post and I was not sure what I would write about at first. I could talk about the differences between BC [...]
Filed in the bloggers | 06-Mar-08 | 7 comments -
THE ps. a pps. and a ppps.
it’s a big ps. so big that it deserved its own post. on the way home from Laguardia i was seated in seat 18A. not exactly significant. it was a window. seated in 18B was a stranger. but seated in 18C was someone i know. and someone who knows me very intimately. my. fucking. gynecologist. i swear [...]
Filed in the bloggers, the girl behind the screen, the trips | 26-Feb-08 | 23 comments -
2 days in the city
my trip didn’t go exactly as planned… my sister’s plane got delayed in phoenix and she had to sleep in airports and be rerouted several times before she finally made it into NYC, leaving me only a mere 24 hours with her. boo. she made me feed her cats their ‘wet’ food and one of them was [...]
Filed in The Family, the bloggers, the trips | 25-Feb-08 | 24 comments -
come out, come out, wherever you are…
It’s no secret. I have a mad girl-crush on Miss Schmutzie….and i even weaseled my way on to her cockroll (dirty!) what she asks, i do, no questions asked. unless she’s asking me to go to work wearing nothing but my v-string, because then i’d be asking her if she’s out of her everloving mind. but i’d [...]
Filed in the bloggers | 03-Oct-07 | 91 comments
