Maybe you haven’t heard that it’s cold outside.

Surprise! It’s cold outside.

Pretty much everywhere. But California. I think.

I guess it’s kind of a big deal, since it’s pretty much the only thing people are talking about with the exception of the photos of Neil Patrick Harris getting probably fake drunk on margaritas in Mexico, but that somehow turned into people yelling about how it’s rude to post photos of himself enjoying warm place.

WHAT?!

Some people are throwing boiling water outside and making videos of it, uh, doing whatever it does—turn into snow, maybe? And some people are yelling about seeing too many videos of people throwing boiling water outside. Some people are getting creative with the cold and freezing soap bubbles and/or jumping on frozen trampolines and vining the crap out of them. Some people are yelling about it. Some people are posting weather app screenshots. And, of course, some people are yelling about it.

Some people are posting bundled-up selfies.

And some people are even yelling about that too.

Some people are keeping their kids home from school. Some people are sending them to school. Some are even making their kids walk in this weather. (Me!) A lot of people are talking about Winnipeg.

Polar vortex, my frozen arse. This is the return of THE COLD WAR, people.

It’s seriously like the cold Olympics on social media right now. Everyone’s right. Everyone’s wrong. “You think you’re cold….you should see me right now. You don’t know from cold. I KNOW COLD.” Seriously?? There are no winners when we fight about weather.

As for me? I’m just over here judging the temperature by my snotsicles, binge-watching a lot of television in my sock monkey jammies underneath my down comforter whilst drinking chocolate chili chai tea.

And counting down the days until May.

Spoiler alert: there are many.

And then can we get back to discussing what I should be binge-watching these days?

I gave Dr. Who a trial run, and it doesn’t seem to be working, I don’t think. Granted I only watched one episode, but, it was campy and weird and there were killer mannequins and I don’t know about you but I like my live mannequins to look more like people from Sex and The City, and they should definitely include Andrew McCarthy. I’m willing to give it a few more episodes, but since I found there there was a special Dr. Who language I fear I might be out. So, hit me with it. What should I watch next? This may be a bit of a challenge for you since if it’s good, there’s a good chance that I may have already seen it.