Me: I don’t understand why we are even discussing this. You basically ARE Ron Burgundy right now. I wonder if growing facial hair is Will Farrell’s superpower too. It’s like you just will your face to sprout hair and it happens.
Him: It’s a really cool party trick.
Him: The ovary punching scene, obviously.
Me: Obviously. But wait! You do look an awful lot like Daniel Plainview right now.
Him: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.
Me: And Mario and Luigi too. And Aaron Rodgers. And basically every player on the Milwaukee Brewers in the early 1980s.
Him: And Freddie Mercury. And Magnum PI.
Me: We have enough material for many, many more Movembers.
Him: Lucky you.
Me: Yes. Lucky, lucky me.
And just like that.
This was born.
I’d hate for the orange and white ensemble and me using the words “flavor saver” on camera to go to waste.