December 28 12

Her: Have you ever had herpes?

Me: Herpes???

Her: Yeah, uh huh.

Me: Like…on my vagina?

Her: WHAT? I don’t know what kind of kink you’re into..

Me: WHAT?

Her: WHAT?

Me: Wait…what are you talking about?

Her: What are YOU talking about?

Me: Herpes?

Her: Arby’s?

Me: I swear I thought you said herpes. And I thought, hey, this is a little too personal for 10am.

Her: …

Me: But we probably need to get one of those peppermint milkshakes. Those look awesome. And not at all kinky.

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  1. Excellent.

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    Comment by Rae Ann on December 28, 2012
  2. HAHAHAHAHA!

    I will never look at roast beef the same.

    LIKE ON MY VAGINA??

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    ali replied on

    I was like…where on earth is THIS conversation going? hahahah.

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    Comment by Kristabella on December 28, 2012
  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my word.

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    Comment by Mrs. Wilson on December 28, 2012
  4. Just spit out my drink. Awesome!

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    Comment by Deb on December 28, 2012
  5. I love that horsey sauce.

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    Comment by Kyla @ Mommy's Weird on December 28, 2012
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