Her: Have you ever had herpes?
Her: Yeah, uh huh.
Me: Like…on my vagina?
Her: WHAT? I don’t know what kind of kink you’re into..
Me: Wait…what are you talking about?
Her: What are YOU talking about?
Me: I swear I thought you said herpes. And I thought, hey, this is a little too personal for 10am.
Me: But we probably need to get one of those peppermint milkshakes. Those look awesome. And not at all kinky.