If you know me, you know that I tend to choose Facebook over Twitter and I’ll usually tell you that it’s because even though Facebook likes to choose my friends for me and decide on my behalf which of my friends are allowed to see my updates (seriously, Facebook, stop that. My Ireland pictures were awesome and no one even saw them. Pity, that.)
I like Facebook better because I can do Facebook right and I am clearly doing Twitter wrong.
Which is a funny thing, really, because is there actually a right way to use Twitter? I mean, I know there are things on it that I find irritating (See: foursquare updates)(See: inspirational quotes) and I know that sometimes I’m not the best Twitter citizen (I’m trying to share more content written by people who have a way with words, I’m really trying) but is there actually a way to use it wrong?
And then I got to thinking that maybe I’m not actually using it wrong—maybe I’m just not as funny as I think I am.
Or maybe people just aren’t watching the funnyslashawkward The Mindy Project.
Beyonce Pad Thai? Leslie Knope Movie Popcorn?
Don’t leave me hanging here. No one is watching this show? I mean, I can’t not watch this show, especially since I tend to fancy myself funnyslashawkward as well.
Well, you are probably the same people who have never watched Parks and Recreation, which mostly just makes me sad.
Are you also not watching Nashville?
HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!