The top drawer of my nightstand holds all the small thingsâ€”pens, old ipods, Tic Tac containers, buttons, keys, old glasses, school supplies, TUMS. Because we only have four drawers in our kitchen (seriously. FOUR), it’s what one might refer to as a junk drawer.
Me: Josh, what what what?
Josh:Â Mama, what is this, um, vibrating thing?
Me:Â *blink* *blink* *blink*
Josh: I’m taking it apart.
Me: I can see that.
Josh: What IS it?
Me: Give me that. Thanks for breaking my toy.
Perhapsâ€”on further thinkingâ€”the junk drawer is not the most appropriate place for a (now dismantled) pocket rocket.