Sometimes I do ridiculous things.
Like that time I became obsessed with navy and white striped shirts and had to buy 34 of them.
Like that time I went to Wal-Mart in my red snowman pajamas.
Like that time I went on a hot date with Nacho Libre.
Like that time I put my entire ass through the back of someone’s dining room chair.
Like that time I thought it was “SWEET THE LICK” instead of “Sweep the leg.”
Like that time I let my husband buy me a house without seeing it first.
Like that time I peed in a giant McDonald’s coffee cup.
Like that time I let this amazing photographer take photos of me in my 1998 wedding dress whilst eating processed baked goods.
Like that time I…
Which is how it came to be that at 5:24pm yesterday, I found myself at the drug store, spending $5.46 on the smallest box of emergency Cheerios you have ever seen.Â
I can’t even explain it either.
My life is weird.
But full of cereal…and funny stories, it seems.Â