Me, forever ago: OH MY GOD! We have a to get a Keurig! It’s the best invention ever! It makes just one cup of coffee. It’s perfect! Since I’m the only one who drinks coffee and I only drink one a day…think of all the money we’ll save! And it’s so inexpensive too. A look at all the fun and exciting flavors of coffee! And you can even get this fancyÂ carousel-type thing to keep your k-cups organized. This is seriously going to be the best thing since sliced bread, I’m telling you.
Husband, forever ago: …
Me, not-so-forever ago: OH MY GOD! We have to get rid of the Keurig! All of the flavors in Canada taste like poop. I swear to you, there’s not one that tastes delicious. It all tastes like the coffee at the bottom of the pot. And don’t get me started on the temperature. I pour a mug of coffee and 19Â secondsÂ later the entire mug is freezing cold. If I wanted iced coffee, I’d go to Starbucks. (Mmmmm…Starbucks). Also, I drink, like, at least three cups of coffee a day and our nanny drinks at least three two and we are both at home all day and it doesn’t seem cost effective at all, does it? Also, let’s not even talk about the environment. Anyway, it was good while it lasted. At least we never bought that tacky carousel?
Husband, not-so-forever ago: …
Me, today: OH MY GOD! I need a coffee maker. I am SO seriously over this Keurig business. And my husband isÂ convenientlyÂ out of town so he can’t respond with his judgemental crickets.
Advice? Have a coffee maker you really love?
Quickly. I really hate crickets.