She assured me that it’s supposed to be a ring holder, and it’s supposed to be helpful.
“Mama! Look at what I made for you! It’s so great for when you wash dishes! You can take your rings off and put it on this!”
But I have seen Dexter.
My first grader may just be the ice truck killer.
Now, if I start finding Barbie parts in the fridge, I’m going to have to throw down.
Or at least move out.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over here, in the fetal position.