So, it’s 7am on Thanksgiving morning. I should be somewhere south of the border getting ready to wear my stretchiest pants (not pajama jeans) to indulge in some sweet potato and stuffing action. And maybe a little gravy and pumpkin pie action as well. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday by…
Sometimes all it takes is one look. In this case, it was three— hers, his, hers —to know. It’s the right decision. It’s the right move. It’s RIGHT. “Wait. Really, Mama? Like, home home? Like every single day home?” You could see it in their eyes. The slight skepticism, the…
I don’t remember where I first saw it being referred to as Twilight: Breaking Hymen (Videogum, maybe?), but I haven’t been able to think of it as anything else since. Jesus, I wish I had come up with that. Twilight: Breaking Headboard is a fairly decent runner-up as well. Just…
