How to be the favorite parent in one easy step.
Step one: Cory Monteith.
(OMG MOMMY I LOVE FINN SO MUCH I’LL NEVER WASH THIS SHIRT THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!! You are so amazing…thank you for taking me with you it’s a dream come true you will never know how much this means to me I know you didn’t have to take me to the TIFF I love you love you love you.)
How to be the least favorite parent in one easy step.Â
Step one: Request that your ten-year-old get dressed.
(OMG MOMMY I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR ALL OF MY CLOTHES ARE UGLY AND NOTHING FITS ME!!!!! I hate everything in my closets I need new clothing I don’t want any of it it’s babyish or too small or not my style you are totally ruining my life.)
She may be going to school naked tomorrow. But at least she’ll have a great photo to show everyone…