Monthly Archives: July 2011

Fraud in Red Lipstick

July 27, 2011 – 8:33 am

Sometimes I feel like I’m a colossal fraud in the lady department. Sure, I love dresses (hoo boy do I love dresses) and skirts and cardigans and sweaters and I could spend an entire day trying on 126 different outfits at anthropologie and I could drool over dresses online for…

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Hazmat Suits are Super Easy to Find, Right?

July 26, 2011 – 8:16 am

“Lelaina, this thing is from 1988.” “I know.” “So, you’re, like, six years late.” That. That is me. Not even metaphorically in a oh how I love Reality Bites and I wish I could make microwave brownies and end up with Ethan Hawke before he was gross and dirty and…

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Ten Is.

July 24, 2011 – 11:47 pm

I love you so much you are so pretty cuddle me mama come and talk about boys I want a backpack from Justice I hope I grow up to look just like you. I hate you don’t look at me don’t even talk to me you are the worst you…

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