Monthly Archives: May 2011

Blame it on the A-A-A-A-Alcohol. Or the Diet Coke.

So, remember when I gave up Diet Coke? It, really, was one of the best things I have done for myself. And then there was the whole unexpected weight-loss wrinkle, which I am most certainly not complaining about, except when it comes to Droopy Pants Syndrome. But now I’m ready…

The Budgetization of AliMartell

There are things I have decided that I absolutely need. I need a pair of jean capris for summer weekends. I need a bigger memory card for my camera. I need a new pair of driving sunglasses. Some would argue, I’m sure, that these are not necessarily needs as much…

Inside Ali’s Closet: Week of May 24th

May 24, 2011 dress: anthropologie shoes: ALDO   May 25, 2011 Shirt, camisole, and skirt: RW&Co Shoes: Madden Girl   May 26, 2011 Cardigan and tank: J.Crew Pants: Jacob Shoes: Jessica Simpson   May 27, 2011 Shirt, camisole, skirt: RW&Co Shoes: Shoedazzle

It’s Going to Be a Pantsless Summer

You see this right there? I’m not 100% sure if you can see what’s happening here, what with the grainy photo and the circus contortionist pose I had to get into to be able to pull my pants out and take the shot, but, well, this is to show you…

BFF

My 4th grader is my clone, only she talks more. A lot more. Not only does she look like my mini-me (the girl was blessed with my good skin and awesome hair and lovely booty, but sadly cursed with my apple shape and under-eye baggage) but she just, well, IS…

See? It’s Not Just a Spacing Issue.

Well, here I am all sucked back into another installment of the Bachelorette because, I mean, how can I not? It’s in my genetic makeup to watch crappy reality tv. I mean, dude, I was one of the three people on that planet who watched Temptation Island. Yes I did. No, I…

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