Monthly Archives: March 2011

BAD IDEA HAIR

(Warning: The photos you are about to see are slightly disturbing. You may want to proceed with caution.) The last time I got a haircut was on September 24th, 2010. I know. I KNOW. They are looking for me on the compound. You know, all of my sister wives. Oh,…

Silver Linings, the Mathematics Edition.

I have been getting these headaches of late. This is new for me. Ailments for me usually settle in my stomach. So while I’m a little too familiar with zantac and prevacid and taking tums up the wazoo, I have probably only taken Advil once in my life…and that was…

Two Things.

I really need to stop breaking this old blog of mine. It’s bad for business. And when I say business, what I really mean is that it’s bad for my friend Becca, because she made this beautiful space here for me and oh how I am still in love with…