Monthly Archives: March 2011

Not NOT a Soccer Mom

This is a sponsored post from BlogHer and GATORADE. When I officially became a blogger back in 2004, I toyed with calling my space on the internet “But I’m NOT a Soccer Mom.” because I firmly believed that I would be the very anti-thesis of a soccer mom. But, then,…

I Feel Like That Really Annoying Jennifer Hudson Commercial Right Now.

I’m about to get on my elliptical trainer for the third time this week. Look, I’m not expecting you bring out the round of applause or get up from your computer or desk or couch to give me a standing ovation. But you just have to know that this is…

What I *Would* Have Written About.

You know you have an internet addiction when you plop down on your couch with your giant coffee and your remote (or converter, as some of my friends call it. Converter? Really?) and your laptop and you are all set to write something completely profound (about the price of a…

BAD IDEA HAIR

(Warning: The photos you are about to see are slightly disturbing. You may want to proceed with caution.) The last time I got a haircut was on September 24th, 2010. I know. I KNOW. They are looking for me on the compound. You know, all of my sister wives. Oh,…

Silver Linings, the Mathematics Edition.

I have been getting these headaches of late. This is new for me. Ailments for me usually settle in my stomach. So while I’m a little too familiar with zantac and prevacid and taking tums up the wazoo, I have probably only taken Advil once in my life…and that was…

Two Things.

I really need to stop breaking this old blog of mine. It’s bad for business. And when I say business, what I really mean is that it’s bad for my friend Becca, because she made this beautiful space here for me and oh how I am still in love with…

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