Isabella: Mommy! Look at the stuffed animal that Marni gave me! Isn’t it amazing?!? She only gave it to me to borrow, though. I have to bring it back to her tomorrow.
Me: That’s so nice of her, baby. Who is Marni?
Isabella: She is my friend who looks like a monkey.
Me: I REALLY hope you didn’t tell her that you think she looks like a monkey.
Isabella: Of course not! I told her that my mommy thinks so.
Isabella: That’s Emily, Josh, Daddy when he had a mustache, and me.
Isabella: So, I couldn’t exactly put you in the picture of our family, because, well, there was just no room for you.”
Me: Or, I guess maybe I just don’t like to DAS.
Isabella: I really tried. You just didn’t fit.