I’m going to have to disagree with some of these.

Also, my friend is a middle school teacher and she says “totes” a lot, and she’s the only one that is allowed. Because it makes her seem cool to her kids.

I want to rid the world of “”

It makes me feel stabby.

This.

Makes me insane.

I completely agree with you on the awesomesauce/lamesauce and the oh my ovaries.

Please people, stop using nom nom nom. Thank you.

(confession: I am guilty of using FTW & HUGS. sorry)

I use tons of these– though, in my defense, most of them I’ve been using for like seven YEARS and just became popular recently. I’m pretty sure I have a prom entry from, like, 2000, calling my dress “eleventy billion shades of awesome for the win”.

Can we PLEASE ban FML?

“My mom called and I dropped my coffee answering my phone” does NOT warrant an FML. Neither does 99.9% of the other stuff people add “FML” to. We get it. You’re having a bad day or a bad moment. Chances are your life is still worth living.

Becca…if you used them in 2000, you win the internet. PS. Were you using that one back then too?
LOVE YOU. The truth is, in my book, you can do no wrong. Heh.

Oh, I am a huge fan of STABBING people. In fact, I often want to stab people in the throat and I love to talk about it. Hahaha.

Though guilty of some (ahem. Because I *AM* full of the awesome. But not awesomesauce, because that’s just dumb.), I must admit that these are my top 2:
1) The exclamation point/one/1 thing. What IS that??!!!!111ONE1!! (seriously – what is that? I don’t even know!)
2) The intentional misspelling of “the.” As is, “I was cruising around on teh internetz…”
3) OK, I lied. Calling it the internetz. Top 3. There you go.

Hilar.

I LOVE ELEVENTY BILLION. LOOOOOOOOVE. You will not discourage me, Ali. Dammit.

Any and all use of LOLZ or ‘I can haz’ talk makes me (stabby) crazy. I’d like to see those wiped out completely.

OMG, Obvs, I totes use phrases that I think are teh awesome, but, bee tee dub, I don’t want to make you stabby because that would totes be an epic fail.

I hate many of these, but dammit, I use eleventy. The one I hate the most is when people use stupid names for their significant others. I’m on board with initials or what have you, but “Bubba” or “Boppy” and all that shit needs to stop it NOW.

i think that putting a period after every word in a sentence is okay, because we are essentially talking to each other on twitter and you sometimes need to use alternative punctuation to get across how you would be saying something to someone in real life. i also am okay with “i know, right?” for the same reason — it’s like nodding wide eyed at a friend in conversation. the rest can go.

I’m please to see you are holding strong in the anti-lamesauce position.

I would like to rid the entire world of “a-whole-nother”.

I would pay people to stop
“praying to baby jeebus”. No religious reason, just that it needs to stop.

Rad is in my blood. (West Coast indeed).
Goodbye Nom nom nom!

If people don’t quit using the word preggers in any form, it may very well be my cause of death.