Monthly Archives: December 2010

Resoluting.

(YES. It’s not a word. So, trolly troll troll…I know your first instinct is to leave me a comment and say something to the tune of, “Ali. You are awesome. Resoluting is not a word.” BUT, la la la la, I have learned a fancy new trick. It’s called “BLOCKING…

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Sausage.

It all starts with this. You see why this is a problem, yes? Pumpkin pie. Carnegie Deli cheesecake. White chocolate mousse cake. Coconut cake. Key lime pie. Not pictured: Homemade Reese’s cups. Homemade shortbread cookie amputees. (It was a sad state of affairs really. Who in the heck put me…

Hot Tamale Plane.

You know who shops the last few days before Christmas? Exactly two kinds of people: Crazy people and Canadians. I know this because I have spent the better portion of the last three days inside at least two malls and at least two Targets and I have seen both types…

You Are On Notice This Year.

All I want for Christmas is to ban some things from my Twitter and Facebook streams: Awesomesauce. Which, apparently, has an even uglier stepsister…LAMESAUCE. Ouch. Ears. Bleeding. Um…WHAT??!?! Made of awesome. See also: Full of win. XXX shades of awesome. Usually it’s eleventy. Sometimes it’s eleventy billion. Rad. There are,…

Fond(ue) of You.

I am currently in the middle of charging just about every piece of electronics we own. Three DSs. Three iphones. Three ipod touches. It’s ridiculous, actually. Traveling was way different just a few short years ago. I mean, I am still making sure I have enough decks of cards and…

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