Monthly Archives: October 2010

Junk-Punching Genetics.

When your dad says I’M SCARED, it’s as if your world is flipped turned upside down (and not in a funny Fresh Prince of Bel Air sort of way either). Parents aren’t allowed to get scared. And don’t even get me started on what happens when your dad CRIES. That’s…

I am an angry bird.

When you are sitting in a hospital room and you really aren’t sure what to do and the nurses are giving you the stink eye instead of laughing when you make the Wilford Brimley diabeetus jokes, you do what any loving daughter would do. You go out and buy your…

LAST CHANCE.

I Really Want Some Bacon Right Now. Only I Don’t Actually Eat Bacon Because I am Jewish So I Have To Eat Turkey Bacon. Or that kind of shitty fake-in stuff that really only just smells like bacon but kind of tastes like cardboard, unless, of course, you put it…

I Really Want Some Bacon Right Now. Only I Don’t Actually Eat Bacon Because I am Jewish So I Have To Eat Turkey Bacon.

This is sponsored content by BlogHer and Kelloggs. If there’s one thing my stepmom knows how to do around the holidays, it’s how to keep people fed and full. I’m not even joking. Holidays in the Mintz household start early in the am with a Starbucks run and end in…

Behind the Lens.

So, here’s the thing. There’s a difference between being A PHOTOGRAPHER and being someone who really likes to take pictures a lot and sometimes gets really lucky and the pictures come out pretty nicely. Only, now I am seeing that as I become more comfortable with my camera and I…

Forgive Me Target, For I Have Sinned…Only I Haven’t Been Able to Sin Since the Summer Because OMG Why is There No Target in Canada?!?!

It all starts innocently enough. Let’s just run into Target to buy some shampoo. Nothing fancy. I buy whatever is on sale and smells the nicest. Coconut. I am a big fan of smelling like the beach since it’s cold and wet and monsoon-ish in Atlanta right now. I have…

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