September 28, 2010 – 10:23 am
So, I was all set to watch Monday Night Football. I plopped my ass on the couch and fed my nervous tummy by shoveling  a piece of homemade apple pie into my – literally, this time – pie hole and put my arm around my 7-year-old, green-and-gold wearing Packer fan….
September 27, 2010 – 8:00 am
I am so busy these days that sometimes I don’t even have time to pee. It’s not even an exaggeration. I really don’t even have time to pee, which is not very good for someone who is an excessive worrier, because when I don’t pee…automatically I think, “well, now I’ll just…
September 24, 2010 – 8:05 am
…think that leggings should NEVER be worn as pants. If when you ask yourself, “Self…am I an Olympic speed skater?” and the answer is no, I should not ever see your ass or your crotch when you are wearing leggings. This isn’t ‘Nam. There are rules. …hate swimming. …am kind…