Monthly Archives: September 2010

Why the Packers Lost Last Night

So, I was all set to watch Monday Night Football. I plopped my ass on the couch and fed my nervous tummy by shoveling  a piece of homemade apple pie into my – literally, this time – pie hole and put my arm around my 7-year-old, green-and-gold wearing Packer fan….

Anything Unrelated to Elephants is Irrelephant. I’m Just Saying.

I am so busy these days that sometimes I don’t even have time to pee. It’s not even an exaggeration. I really don’t even have time to pee, which is not very good for someone who is an excessive worrier, because when I don’t pee…automatically I think, “well, now I’ll just…

I..

…think that leggings should NEVER be worn as pants. If when you ask yourself, “Self…am I an Olympic speed skater?” and the answer is no, I should not ever see your ass or your crotch when you are wearing leggings. This isn’t ‘Nam. There are rules. …hate swimming. …am kind…