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*[ 27 July, 2010 ]

Judgement. or Judgment. Depending. [ the self mock ]

Most of you have already seen THIS BEAUTY thanks to the wonder of twitter and flickr. But I feel like it really warranted its own post. Because I am still giggling about, well, just about everything in this shot. And because really it’s just that good.

Behold! I am totally being judged. By my mother.

The sad truth of this picture is that yes, indeed, I did order a ten-beer sampler. But I’m kind of a super lightweight (I can drink a total of 2.5 beers before I am telling the world all of your secrets and possibly dancing in public) and I’m kind of also not really a drinker. So, really, all I did was taste them all….and there was exactly one that I liked. Moosejaw micro-brew fail. Also, please explain why anyone would put FRUIT in beer. It totally violates THE FRUIT COMMANDMENTS. Also, it’s just nasty, much like the rest of the beer I tasted that was both bitter and tasted like sweaty butt.

Wisconsin Dells should stick to what they are good at….salt water taffy. Mmmm.

I’m off to stuff my face.

(and get a good photo of it, obviously)

 Comments [15]

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Angie Pangie said:

The glasses, the head band, your eyes, and then your mother’s glare?

Perfection.

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

obabe said:

did i lose my bet??

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

suzanne @ pretty*swell said:

Ohmygod. Hilarious! Looks to me like maybe your mom is contemplating a sampler, too? No?

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

mommaruthsays said:

She doesn’t look that disapproving; more curious, like maybe she’d like for you to share one or ten of those beers with her! Haha :)

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

Miss Britt said:

Ahhh, what mothers do best! lol

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

Matt said:

We were just in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin last week. We ate at the Shipwrecked Microbrewery. I ordered their sampler, which only had 5 or 6 beers on it. I totally agree that fruit, aka Cherries, should be left out of beer. I also only found one of the beers that I really liked. I’ll have to post a pic on my blog as soon as I can get it off the camera.

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

Carrisa said:

While I cannot agree with The Fruit Commandments, I can totally relate to ordering a beer sampler and hating every one. I’ve tried for the last 12 years to find a beer that I like and have had no luck. Malt liquor it is then!

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

Tammi Marie said:

haha funny. my favorite beer at our local brewery though is a raspberry one. :P

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

Wombat Central said:

Mom’s secretly hoping you don’t go for that super fruity looking one in the middle. She’s totally drooling over it.

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

bejewell said:

HAAA HAHAHA HA

I am TOTALLY dying at this photo. How have I missed this gem? That’s pretty much EXACTLY the look I would get from my mom in the same situation. Awesomeness.

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

Kristabella said:

I still think your mom is hoping you don’t drink all of them so she could have some. I mean, her basement has flooded! Twice! Bubbe needs a drink!

Also, fruit beer is disgusting.

And I’m pretty sure I would have liked most of those beers.

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

alison said:

The glasses are fixed! Hallelujah!

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

Angella said:

I love this photo on so many levels.

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

muskrat said:

I love Wisconsin beer samplers. It’s like the 9th wonder of the world, right behind my balls.

[ 27 Jul 10 ]

Colleen said:

Your mother’s face was absolutely what I focused on when I first saw this photo on Facebook. Hysterical. Classic.

[ 31 Jul 10 ]

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