Monthly Archives: July 2010

Going Fourth. Grade, that is.

HOT and COLD. She is on top of me, smothering me, seeking every inch of my affection; she doesn’t want to share me. She wants to cuddle. She wants me to brush her hair, to tickle her back, to massage her. She wants to talk about boys. She wants to…

Playmate of the Year Takes on a Whole New Meaning.

I was sitting by the edge of the pool, my legs dangling over the side, enjoying a little bit of reprieve without having to, you know, actually get in the water. I see a figure swimming under the water, approaching. I can only assume it’s Emily. And after she has…

Judgement. or Judgment. Depending.

Most of you have already seen THIS BEAUTY thanks to the wonder of twitter and flickr. But I feel like it really warranted its own post. Because I am still giggling about, well, just about everything in this shot. And because really it’s just that good. Behold! I am totally being…

King of the Midwest. And a Moose Straddling a Volkswagen.

I am now in the waterpark capital of the world. No, seriously, that’s like, A THING. Yes. We are here for 4 fun-filled days at a resort that has at least 800 water slides. And this afternoon I had to spend 3 hours on the lazy river in an inner-tube…

This is the Most Exciting Thing to Happen To Milwaukee Since Laverne and Shirley.

Last night I sat in the living room listening to the mayor of Glendale, Wisconsin on the phone doing important Mayorly things, like talking about how Nicolet High School is completely under water and whether or not they need to declare the city of Glendale a disaster zone. Now, I…

Camp Mommy. Itinerary.

My kids are at Camp Mommy this week. If you are in the Milwaukee area and you are looking for some fun (and free!) entertainment for your kiddies, look no further! Just send them on over to Casa de Ali’s Mom for some summer fun. Please keep your fingers crossed…

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